|Even ol' Kim Jong agrees - you know it's gotta be true.|
I'm not doing 30 on the freeway or anything, but I'm a big believer that when you're driving, that's pretty much what you're doing. An occasional switch of the radio station is whatever, but if you're steering a hunk of steel and plastic down the road at 15-85 mph, put the other crap in your hands down and DRIVE!!
Driving time is also not blowjob time. I mean, it's fun and exciting and oooooh what if someone sees and tee hee he's getting a blowjob while driving, but if you think about how it feels to get a blowjob, (or how a guy's face looks when he gets one), how likely is it that Mister Man is going to be driving defensively?!
Just ask Jason Kircher, who got pulled over for driving erratically in Louisville. There were open beers in the console of the car, and dude apparently failed several field sobriety tests (though he did pass the breathalyzer with a a limit of .08), but he blames all his crazy driving on what? Road head.
|That's his mugshot, people. He totally got road head.|
Today's lesson? If you must either get or give road head, keep it in the back seat. You know, for safety. Have fun be careful!!