"Babe, what would you say if I got you a Pap Smear for Christmas?"
"Umm...thank you and know you loved me, I guess?" replied the sexual health dork.
"Well, I do love you, but a Pap Smear seems like kind of a tricky present to me," said the sweetest man on wheels.
While I agree that it can be tricky, and advise making it part of a present, a Pap Smear is a fantastic gift. Even if you don't follow any of the many KwanzSolChristMukkah traditions going on this time of year, it's still a great time to celebrate the lady - and the yoni - you love. Help make sure they're both healthy and happy for many New Year celebrations to come!
I totally saw this commercial and was simultaneously confused, creeped out and stoked. So. Weird. But seriously, get a pap smear...
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