Saturday, December 25, 2010

Feliz Navidad!

Merry Christmas, my lovely peeps.  Thank you all for reading, for commenting, and for supporting this endeavor over the past year or so!  It's totals the best present anyone could ask for - though the coffeetable book on 100 years of Women's Wear Daily from the Manfriend and the ice cream maker we got from my parents are also highly enjoyable.

I hope your day is (or has been) full of love, laughter and copious calories - and don't skimp on that mistletoe!  It's coooooooold out there, and gettin' some is an EXCELLENT way to stay warm!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A Sexy Last Minute Gift for the Girl Who Actually Has Everything

There are all kinds of ridiculous things that advertisers try and pass off as Christmas gifts.  I know there are households where a brand new Lexus is not unheard of as a present, but I also know there aren't enough of them to warrant the number of commercials you see this time of year with big-ass bows sitting on big-ass cars in big-ass driveways.

recession schmisession!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Just in Time for Kwanzchristmukkah!

The Kinect, a peripheral to Microsoft's XBox 360 gaming console, is essentially a motion-capture device that allows a gamer's whole body to become the controller.  It was released about a month and a half a go, and amazingly (but unsurprisingly), in that short amount of time, there is already a porny application for it!  This is NSFW!


Leave it to the adult entertainment industry to get in on the ground floor! Microsoft says the game won't actually be released because "Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform."  Except the Kinect can also be connected to a regular computer, which means Microsoft doesn't really have to approve anything.  Get those feelin' hands ready, people!!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

It's IGDD Baby!!

I'm adding another December holiday to the glorious Kwanschristmukkah celebrations already afoot: I hereby decree December 15th as International Going Down Day!  If you're in a position to go down on someone (in a consensual and appropriate manner, of course) tomorrow is the day to do it!

they're eating out*, and look how happy she is!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Dang, There IS An App for Everything!

Scientists (respected scientists, even!) have received $6.5 million pounds (about $10.2 million US) from the British government to develop a rapid urine STD test - for your PHONE.

And I thought Grindr was clever!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

News Straight Men Have Been Waiting For!

Breasts have always been something that straight men (amongst others) are pretty enthusiastic about.  This has led to some controversy as to whether or not it is appropriate to express said enthusiasm by ogling.  Last year, a study was published that supposedly answered that question: staring at boobs is a good and healthy thing - in fact, it lengthens life expectancy!

She's saving your life!!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Happy (day after) World AIDS Day!

I got totally whacked with schoolwork this week, so my World AIDS Day post is, as my father would say, a day late and a dollar short.  I had planned to do a recap of all the crazy (in a good way) and wonderful things that happened in the world of AIDS this year (no cure or anything, but exciting nonetheless), but I have treatment plans that need to get done and I got all screwed up with Thanksgiving and EXCUSE EXCUSE EXCUSE, but hey - you got some awesome links there, and here is a super cute AIDS awareness penguin for your enjoyment.

I'm naming him F.U. AIDS Penguin.

F.U. AIDS Penguin (who I had no part in the creation of - buy t-shirts here!) is dedicated not only to the millions of people affected with HIV in the world and those who work tirelessly to fight it, but also to T-Zous, my favorite penguin-loving Jew since 1991, who gave birth to an absolutely beautiful 7 pound baby girl early on World AIDS Day Eve (a.k.a. Nov. 30).  A big fat Mazel Tov to you, my girliefry - let's go eat sushi!