Thursday, June 24, 2010

Looking for Fun This Weekend?

I, for one, am going CAMPING this weekend, which I could not be more stoked about.  We're going up to the North Cascades to tool around in boats, climb waterfalls, eat a bunch of yummy grubbins, and drink a lot while soaking up the sunshine.

this is the most funnest place

If you are not lucky enough to have a National Park in your backyard, or if it's so frickin' gross out that you'll freeze/melt/get wet/get blown away if you leave the house, I've got something for you to do, provided you also have to be into playing video games.!  It's an "adult social gaming site" where gamers can go and pay money to have girls play with you.  These are presumably cute girls, but such things cannot always be guaranteed.  It's is for adults 18 and over only, which means it's intended to be sexy - the ladies likely flirt (and possibly more) as well as play, which is why someone'd pay for it, I guess.

until you can get your hands on Nintendo's latest Wii accessory

They've got gals for every taste - from casual online gamers you play within the GameCrush interface, to more hardcore PC and console gaming.  Sometimes there's video, sometimes audio, sometimes just text chat.  The site says that "a typical game session" lasts between eight to ten minutes and costs about $4.  

It's currently in beta testing, and only available to invited members, but you can put yourself on a waiting list here.  Ladies, if you are a gamer and want to make some extra dough, you can sign up to be a PlayDate here - no waiting required!  Were I any more capable, I might look into doing this myself, but as it stands, I lost all 5 of my Luigis on level 1-1 on Super Mario Wii, and no matter how cute I may be, NOBODY is going to pay money to watch me suck that hard at video games.  

Whatever you end up doing, I hope you have a great weekend.  I'm off to soak up some gin and Vitamin D!


  1. Watching someone play video games is about the unsexiest thing I can think of. And how would you even flirt? "Ohhh. The way your digital shotgun dismembered that digital zombie makes me soooooo hot!"

  2. I have to admit...the Manfriend is super good at video games, and occasionally he'll pull some crazy wizard stuff out that I totally find hot. As Napoleon Dynamite said in his wisdom, "girls like guys with skills".