Today is One of My Favorite Days!!

Because it was the day the Manfriend got borned!  Thank you, Mama and Daddy Manfriend, for doin' your thang and bringing this human into the world who smells so good and is such a good kisser.  Happy birthday, babe - love you bunches!!

This here is what the Manfriend does to my heartpart.

drawing by Allie Brosh, who sometimes appears to live in my head

Fetishes

Hulu is the second best place on the internet, folks (after yours truly, of course).  Not only does it allow me to watch Glee on my own time (read: when I'm alone so I can cry in peace when Kurt's dad vies for father of the year, or, you know, they come back from commercial or something), but it introduces me to documentaries like Fetishes.

you have to sign up and prove you're a grownup to watch it...you won't die from it

Gel Says: GTFO HIV!

Exciting news on the anti-STD front, people!  If it weren't before noon, I'd straight up have a cocktail, but as a general rule I try to avoid drinking before noon on weekdays.  It's tempting though, because this is cause for celebration:  for the first time, a vaginal gel has shown real promise in a large-scale clinical trial at preventing the spread of HIV in sexually active women.  

this use of gel should also prevent STDs because ew, don't sleep with that, but no. 

Dirty House Cleaning

The following is posted on a light pole outside my apartment building:

he won't do you, but he WILL do your windows!

Seeing as how I'm an unemployed graduate student, I am entirely unable to justify retaining domestic help, no matter how cheap or naked it might be.  I'm not sure if he's a naturist, a kind of exhibitionist (link NSFW), or if he's just a housecleaner with an angle, but I applaud his entrepreneurial spirit, no matter what his motives.  Work it out, Nude Home Cleaner & Domestic Assistant (guy)!

Answerbox: Can Viagra Help Women Orgasm Faster?

Dear Answerbox-

I'm a woman in my mid-thirties with an orgasm problem.  I can have them, but it takes a really, really long time, even when I'm by myself.  I enjoy sex, and my boyfriend is skilled and generous, but we're both a little frustrated.  I've heard that taking the old "blue pill" [Viagra] might help - is that true?

Sincerely,
Lady in Waiting

Well, we know what happens when you take the little red pill...

Internet.xxx

After about a thousand years of debate, the internet now has .xxx, a top-level domain just for porn.  It was approved this week by the people who approve such things.  The main point of this is so that parental filters and whatnot can more effectively and efficiently weed out the kinds of porny things little eyeballs shouldn't see.

Mr. Coffee failed in it's parental filter attempts in the 90s