Saturday, December 18, 2010

Just in Time for Kwanzchristmukkah!

The Kinect, a peripheral to Microsoft's XBox 360 gaming console, is essentially a motion-capture device that allows a gamer's whole body to become the controller.  It was released about a month and a half a go, and amazingly (but unsurprisingly), in that short amount of time, there is already a porny application for it!  This is NSFW!


Leave it to the adult entertainment industry to get in on the ground floor! Microsoft says the game won't actually be released because "Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform."  Except the Kinect can also be connected to a regular computer, which means Microsoft doesn't really have to approve anything.  Get those feelin' hands ready, people!!


  1. Family friendly? Umm, Point #1: There are no families without sex. Point #2: Xbox defines 'Family Friendly' as killing the shit out of people.

  2. I guess there's a Point #3: Xbox does not consider killing the shit out of people to be "adult only (AO) content. So, invite your children to bash people's skulls in! It's family friendly!! (Just don't let the boobies get them!)

  3. THIS!!!!! Or, rather, THESE!!!!!