Condoms, Please. No, Really. Trust Me.

You've been hearing it since forever, but now there's an all-new reason to not just glaze over and think, "Come ON.  We know to use condoms, OK? Next topic".

Being told to use condoms is sooooo '07.

Ok, but seriously?  If you're out there gettin' it on with new people, USE A CONDOM.  Why?  100% antibiotic-resistant SUPER GONORRHEA, that's why.

Somebody call Michael Bay...this shit's gonna explode

An international team of Japanese and Swedish researchers announced today that they have found a strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to all known antibiotics.  Which is exactly what the world needed, don't you think?

I would have preferred invincible rainbows, but whatever, Invincible Clap works.

This bug has not been found in any large populations, but if there's one thing gonorrhea knows how to do, it's spread like a mofo:  somewhere around 700,000 people get it every year in the US alone.  

It's not cool when it's true

Here's a reminder of how to properly put on a condom.  Here is what it feels like to have gonorrhea.   Here is where you find out where to get tested and treated.  Keep your precious bits healthy, my people!