|Being told to use condoms is sooooo '07.|
Ok, but seriously? If you're out there gettin' it on with new people, USE A CONDOM. Why? 100% antibiotic-resistant SUPER GONORRHEA, that's why.
|Somebody call Michael Bay...this shit's gonna explode|
This bug has not been found in any large populations, but if there's one thing gonorrhea knows how to do, it's spread like a mofo: somewhere around 700,000 people get it every year in the US alone.
|It's not cool when it's true|
Here's a reminder of how to properly put on a condom. Here is what it feels like to have gonorrhea. Here is where you find out where to get tested and treated. Keep your precious bits healthy, my people!