I'm Having a Michael Jackson Moment

Not because I have inappropriate relationships with children, or because I've gone bonkers because I didn't have a childhood, but because I totally found some human remains I want to buy.

and also dance with

Kissing Factoids!

For your weekend viewing pleasure!

Please note:  Management maintains there are better disaster movies than what's mentioned, totally randomly, in this compilation here.  Just sayin'.  

And the fact that kissing can be more analgesic than morphine is RAD and makes me crazy happy. 

Greece Has Always Been Interesting...

...but now I am FASCINATED.

All that, and feta, lamb, and olives for days?  This is my kind of country, people.  

No, Seriously...It's Everywhere

So, some Navy Seals killed Osama Bin Laden.  You've heard this, right?  When I think about the raid, I tend to picture Demi Moore.  Not to take away from the sheer bad-assery of the actual guys that went in and did it, but I've seen GI Jane one too many times.

And also, getting killed in the face by a GIRL would've really pissed him off

Terrifying? Incredible? It's Bowf!

Here's something to know about me:  spiders and I don't really get along.  In fact, they utterly terrify me.  Once, I slept on my couch for 3 days because there was this big horrific spider (at least the size a large New-York style pizza, I swear) camped out on the wall above my bed.

Pictured: the beast's tent

Best. Picture. Ever.

During my visit to the homestead of the Manfriend, his mom and I spent an afternoon elbow-deep in baby pictures of the cutest little tow-headed boy you ever frickin' saw.  In the midst of the adorbz, though, I came across the Best.  Picture.  Ever.  It's like the universe put the Manfriend and I together so that I would one day get to see this picture.

poetry...pure poetry.

Lessons from an American Adventure

Manfriend and I spent the past couple weeks visiting his parents and driving for hella - as in, from Atlanta to Seattle.  I learned some interesting things on our travels:

1.  Driving for 14 hours a day is exhausting and makes your ass hurt.