Lessons from an American Adventure

Manfriend and I spent the past couple weeks visiting his parents and driving for hella - as in, from Atlanta to Seattle.  I learned some interesting things on our travels:

1.  Driving for 14 hours a day is exhausting and makes your ass hurt.

Something To Think About When Planning International Travel

If you like penises, anyway.  I have no idea who compiled this information, but I appreciate it.

All the travel agent the cock connoisseur will ever need

I'm not a snob when it comes to cock size - in fact, I list a man that lost most of his penis in a botched surgery as one of the finest lovers I've ever had.  Don't get me wrong - I'm delighted that the Manfriend's is as glorious as it is - but size is absolutely not all when it comes to a man's skill.  I mean, hello...the country that brought the world the Kama Sutra purportedly has some of the smallest dicks in the world.  

Click here for an interactive version of the map.  Enjoy your travels, cock lovers - send me a postcard!!

Nobody Wins When You Play Games With Traffic Safety

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Take This Job and Shove It

Know what most people didn't say when someone asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up?   A German porn dubber.  Video is definitely NSFW.

may also be a bit disillusioning to some

I totally have a backup career plan now.

What Wesleyan Said

Some students at Wesleyan have produced a protest video that I support and now supply here for to enrichmentize your lives.

I also have sex.  Just so we're clear on that.

You can sign an open letter to your Senator (and a "what the hell?!" letter to your Congressperson) here. Save Planned Parenthood, peeps.  Do it for the chirren - that you have only when you want to!  

NYC is Pretty Neat, It Turns Out

I've never been to New York.  I've had various friends living there on and off since right after high school, but I've still never managed to get there.  There are some things that sound amazing about it, like 4 million restaurants from every country in the world, not to mention 4 million PEOPLE from every country in the world.  But then someone will say something like "every streetcorner in Manhattan smells like a different asshole" and the bloom comes off the rose a little.

 thank you, Manfriend, for that potent description

Sexy Books With An Actual Story

Sexy books are fun, but sometimes you want something more than just bangin'.  I was 13 when I found Butterfly in a friend's bedroom, and ooooooooh, watch out.  The gold parts of the cover were all embossed like books from the grocery store, and though now it's so 80s it's kind of charming, back then it was the 80s and it was just kind of fabulous.  

Where are my Dynasty shoulder pads and L'Oreal mousse?