Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

Donor Sexual

I have been made aware of a man named Trent Arsenault (many thanks, RoyalFirefly!), who refers to himself a "donorsexual".  What the hell?, you may ask.  I also asked this.

Methinks it's a donation of a different kind...

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Well, Hello!

Sooooo...it's been a while.  Heh.  How the hell are ya?

Mea maxima culpa, even.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Condoms, Please. No, Really. Trust Me.

You've been hearing it since forever, but now there's an all-new reason to not just glaze over and think, "Come ON.  We know to use condoms, OK? Next topic".

Being told to use condoms is sooooo '07.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Choppy Chop

Male circumcision: it's a controversial subject.  Some people say God commands it, some people say it's the only way to keep a penis really clean (which is patently untrue), some people say it's merely an unnecessary cosmetic procedure, and some others think it's the straight up mutilation of babies.

Something like that, yeah...

Saturday, May 28, 2011

I'm Having a Michael Jackson Moment

Not because I have inappropriate relationships with children, or because I've gone bonkers because I didn't have a childhood, but because I totally found some human remains I want to buy.

and also dance with


Saturday, May 21, 2011

Kissing Factoids!

For your weekend viewing pleasure!


Please note:  Management maintains there are better disaster movies than what's mentioned, totally randomly, in this compilation here.  Just sayin'.  

And the fact that kissing can be more analgesic than morphine is RAD and makes me crazy happy.