Cheeky Angland

I've mentioned before that I'm a little stupid about British things.  I stayed up all night with girlfriends to watch Bill and Cathy Cambridge get married, I watch Downton Abbey with joyful abandon, and, omigod, have you SEEN Call the Midwife?  And then there's Newcastle Brown Ale and Plymouth Naval Strength Gin...oh!  Also Henry Cavill.

Because omigod, have you SEEN Henry Cavill??

Science is True! Believes No Politician Ever, Apparently.

Back at the beginning of April, a US district court judge, in an official ruling, told Kathleen Sebelius, Director of the Department of Health and Human Services, that her 2011 decision to restrict the over-the-counter sale of emergency contraception to women over age 17 was "arbitrary, capricious and unreasonable," and that "the motivation for [her] action was obviously political."

Another point for rational thought! (artist credit)

Dave Chappelle and Q-Tip Explain STDs to America's Youth

Dave Chappelle is funny as hell.  And Q-Tip apparently does everything well (and is also beyond dreamy).  Here, they (and also Snoop Dogg/Lion) tell some youngsters (and now you!) about penis diseases!  (NSFW on account of puppet nudity!)

Comedy Central

Kid's face at 1:32!

How great is it when entertainment can teach you something?  The only thing not true in that whole video is that you can't get crabs from toilet seats - though you CAN get them from bed sheets, towels and sofas.  And just so you know, the story about crabs going extinct because of Brazilian waxing is based on doctors' anecdotal data, not any kind of actual scientific research, so we haven't exactly dodged a bullet yet.

Look how happy that non-extinct crab is!!

So take it from Dave, kids..."Keep your genitals out of harm's way, don't chase money, and refrain from littering, you'll be a winner!

Sex Work Flow Chart

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I really do try and stay apolitical here.  It doesn't matter which side of the aisle your preferred legislators congregate, pretty much everybody has sexy times, and I don't want to make anyone feel unwelcome.

Fer serious, y'all!  Come on in!

Chlamydia: The Broken Collarbone of the STI World

I wanted to use the CDC-approved slang term for chlamydia in the title of this post, so I could strike that supafly balance between legit and kewl (and also to point out the CDC recognizes the street names of these diseases), but, seriously, the CDC-approved slang terms for chlamydia are so gross, I just couldn't bring myself to to it.

I'm not even kidding.

20 Years of Sex Positive Commerce!

There is a store that makes me so happy I can't even stand it.  I'm not much of a shopper, so this is a relatively rare thing - there are some stores that make me happy, but for the most part, I'd rather walk barefoot on gravel than shop.

Right after a pedicure, even, when your feet are all soft

Design for Lovers

I love good design.  Utilitarian is great, and it most certainly gets the job done, but when something can be clever, beautiful and useful, all at the same time, it's like a little slice of sunshine.

PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE.

Something to Ponder for the Weekend

Ahhhh, nature.  So much boning.  Bless.

Donor Sexual

I have been made aware of a man named Trent Arsenault (many thanks, RoyalFirefly!), who refers to himself a "donorsexual".  What the hell?, you may ask.  I also asked this.

Methinks it's a donation of a different kind...

Well, Hello!

Sooooo...it's been a while.  Heh.  How the hell are ya?

Mea maxima culpa, even.

Condoms, Please. No, Really. Trust Me.

You've been hearing it since forever, but now there's an all-new reason to not just glaze over and think, "Come ON.  We know to use condoms, OK? Next topic".

Being told to use condoms is sooooo '07.

Choppy Chop

Male circumcision: it's a controversial subject.  Some people say God commands it, some people say it's the only way to keep a penis really clean (which is patently untrue), some people say it's merely an unnecessary cosmetic procedure, and some others think it's the straight up mutilation of babies.

Something like that, yeah...

I'm Having a Michael Jackson Moment

Not because I have inappropriate relationships with children, or because I've gone bonkers because I didn't have a childhood, but because I totally found some human remains I want to buy.

and also dance with

Kissing Factoids!

For your weekend viewing pleasure!

Please note:  Management maintains there are better disaster movies than what's mentioned, totally randomly, in this compilation here.  Just sayin'.  

And the fact that kissing can be more analgesic than morphine is RAD and makes me crazy happy. 

Greece Has Always Been Interesting...

...but now I am FASCINATED.

All that, and feta, lamb, and olives for days?  This is my kind of country, people.  

No, Seriously...It's Everywhere

So, some Navy Seals killed Osama Bin Laden.  You've heard this, right?  When I think about the raid, I tend to picture Demi Moore.  Not to take away from the sheer bad-assery of the actual guys that went in and did it, but I've seen GI Jane one too many times.

And also, getting killed in the face by a GIRL would've really pissed him off

Terrifying? Incredible? It's Bowf!

Here's something to know about me:  spiders and I don't really get along.  In fact, they utterly terrify me.  Once, I slept on my couch for 3 days because there was this big horrific spider (at least the size a large New-York style pizza, I swear) camped out on the wall above my bed.

Pictured: the beast's tent

Best. Picture. Ever.

During my visit to the homestead of the Manfriend, his mom and I spent an afternoon elbow-deep in baby pictures of the cutest little tow-headed boy you ever frickin' saw.  In the midst of the adorbz, though, I came across the Best.  Picture.  Ever.  It's like the universe put the Manfriend and I together so that I would one day get to see this picture.

poetry...pure poetry.

Lessons from an American Adventure

Manfriend and I spent the past couple weeks visiting his parents and driving for hella - as in, from Atlanta to Seattle.  I learned some interesting things on our travels:

1.  Driving for 14 hours a day is exhausting and makes your ass hurt.

Something To Think About When Planning International Travel

If you like penises, anyway.  I have no idea who compiled this information, but I appreciate it.

All the travel agent the cock connoisseur will ever need

I'm not a snob when it comes to cock size - in fact, I list a man that lost most of his penis in a botched surgery as one of the finest lovers I've ever had.  Don't get me wrong - I'm delighted that the Manfriend's is as glorious as it is - but size is absolutely not all when it comes to a man's skill.  I mean, hello...the country that brought the world the Kama Sutra purportedly has some of the smallest dicks in the world.  

Click here for an interactive version of the map.  Enjoy your travels, cock lovers - send me a postcard!!